whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
Dog the Bounty Hunter looks like the representative from an alien planet we grudgingly do business with.
